Come up with a witty caption and you could win a prize.

Here are your suggestions so far...
"Muuuummmm, can you put some hot water in, it's freeeeeezing, brrrrr!"
"I can't find any fish in here!"
"Cockles and Mussels, alive alive-o!"
"Cool new water feature - every pool should have one!"
"Woo hoo! The sun is out!"
"Daddy, can I go in the big pool now. I'm 5 - this one is too small!"
"Heeeyyy, how's a girl supposed to build a sand castle when there's no beach!"
"Ha ha ha ha, what makes you think I am ever getting out of here - let alone for lunch!"